Mom and Pop
Are feeling gay
Baby said
As plain
As day
Burma-Shave (1939)
Rip Van Winkle
Said he'd rather
Snooze for years
Than shave
With lather
Burma-Shave (1937)
Buying defense bonds
Means money lent
So they
Don't cost you
One red cent
Burma-Shave (1942)
To most brush shavers
It's quite clear
The yanks aren't coming
The yanks are here
Use brushless
Burma-Shave (1942)
CONVERSATION, n. A fair to the display of the minor mental
commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of
his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.